To the tune of 'Little Donkey'

Little monkey, little monkey
You're a cheeky boy
Those are not yours to mess around with
Find a better toy

Stop throwing things downstairs!
(Son of mine, son of mine)
Stop knocking over chairs!
(Son of mine, son of mine)

Little monkey, little monkey
I know you want to be
a sweet angel, a little cherub
but it's not to be...